Don’t Click Here

You clicked here. You couldn’t resist. What were you hoping for?

Hi there! I’m a bike messenger by day, aspiring actor by night, and this is my website. I live in Los Angeles, have a great dog named Jack, and I like piña coladas. (And gettin’ caught in the rain.)

Obviously that’s not me. I’m stealing the sample quote that WordPress itself provided me. Should I do it again?

No, this bit is getting old. – Jonathan Swift, 1872 [I don’t even know what years he was alive]

Anyway, godspeed. Thanks for exploring.